January 2010
“…But consider this: 9.74 million people tuned in to hear our President...”
missjacobi:
grumpypantalones:
Kesha - Tik Tok...
Respect.
I just watched her in an interview last night. It was probably the first time I really got to listen to her speak in any real way, hear what she had to say, and decide my thoughts and feelings on all that is Lady Gaga. I have to say - I think she’s fascinating. She’s weird as hell, totally out there, and maybe even a bit of a freak. But a freak in a good way. I don’t think...
i dont care what b!tches say →
WTF AM I GOING TO DO ON THURSDAY NIGHTS NOW!?!?!
Wait. The Jersey Shore Finale hasn’t happened just yet.
BECAUSE IT WILL BE HAPPENING AT MY JERSEY SHORE PARTY ON FEB 6TH…A NIGHT THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.
I feel like That Girl
I am not a chick flick type of girl. At all. But I am seriously excited to see Dear John(if its Nicholas Sparks its gotta be good, who didn’t like The Notebook?) I am excited to see a lot of Channing Tatum, excited to cry, and excited to vicariously live through this love story. And mostly, to imagine what it must feel like to be Amanda Seyfried in the scene where she kisses him right after...
when your foot accidentally touches someone elses...
ejdoescostarica:
my life is awkward.
HAHAHAH…EJ.
This is so freaking accurate. Or if your hand accidentally rubs up against someone elses, like say, your male boss. That’s awkward. You both pretend it didn’t happen. One of you usually says sorry, or you both say sorry, at the same time, then chuckle, then look away…
Awkward situations occur every day.
We had plans to finally see Avatar 3D tonight...
a gchat convo that just took place…
me: i forgot tonite is jersey shore 2 HOUR i realllly dont know if avatar is more important than that!?!?!?! k: i dono i was thinking that yea i dono i think we may hafta jersery shore it up me: YESS thank god i was hoping u would say that
pathetic pathetic pathetic i cant wait i cant wait i cant wait
fail
You know it’s time to re-evaluate your priorities as a female working professional when your boss says to you(as shes passing you a ketchup packet through the little space between her cube to yours and she sees your hand creeping through) “you should probably get a manicure..”
WHYYYYY →
YES.
Disgustingly excited for me and Kel’s Jersey Shore themed bash on Feb. 6th. It’s not even gonna be a joke. Hair gel and spray tans and and blow outs, oh my.
Kim & Princess
I just have to comment on the little chihuahua Kim took in from last nights ep. I normally think those are the ugliest dogs alive. But after Princess’s surgery, that face. Oh my god. Precious little munchkinball of love.The eyes half open, half closed. Looking like a little helpless baby. I died.
“He ate my heart and then he ate my brain.”
– -Monster, Lady Gaga
…genius
Lemondrop is the shit. →
So I work for AOL Advertising. AOL has dozens of sites that I never knew even existed until I began working here over a year ago. When work is slow…like, say, today, I drift off into the infinite abyss of the internet world. I forget about this site from time to time, but once I revisit, I realize how amazing it is. Check it out. I could spend hours.
“Sam I made fun of your big toe.
That’s not a joke to me, those are...”
Friends. Post College.
I’m seeing one of my good friends from college tonight for the first time in almost a year(we haven’t gone this long in a long time, but life seems to get in the way these days). She’s almost finished with her 3rd(!) year of law school, and I’m having vivid memories of standing next to her in line-up after line-up during our pledging. (FYI: if Elle Woods ever existed, she...
Thoughts that go on inside my head around 4pm at...
I’m really hungry. Hmm, I haven’t gone to the vending machine here for a long time. When was the last time I went, anyway? Ages, definitely ages ago. I can’t even remember the last time. Probably over the summer. What should I get though? Those stupid UTZ bbq chip bags blow, there’s like 7 chips in a bag and the rest is mostly air. I don’t really want chocolate...
MTV's Teen Mom causes me to lose sleep at night.
I am so baffled by some of the things I have witnessed on this show. Specifically last night. So baffled in fact, that I think I actually broke a blood vessel screaming to my roommate, and the TV screen, about how much I think Farrah needs to be banished and locked up. WHO would miss her?!? Not baby Sophia, that’s for sure. Her immature attitude towards having a child boggles my mind. No...
Watching The Bachelor gives me second hand...
ejdoescostarica:
i am all the way under the covers with a blanket pulled up to my eyes.
…especially when you know one of the contestants, who, may or may not have been in your sorority in college, and may or may not have gone out of their way to haze and torture the life out of you. just saying…
