A day in the life.
I sit down, ready for my manicure… Asian Nail Lady: “Getting eyebrows done? You need it.” Me: “Really? I feel like I just got them done.” (thinking to myself, when the hell did I get them done last? It wasn’t that long ago. Are they really that bad? I had no clue. Ugh, maybe they aren’t ok. No, she just wants my money and knows this will probably get...
i'd be lying if i said i didn't really like this... →
What ultimately defines a relationship is another relationship.– Carrie, Sex and the city (via kari-shma)
this music video brings me back to such a time.... →
this is great. monkeys get drunk too you know. →
They’ve gotten past the three year-old part where they’re little jerks and...– Tina Fey, on 4-year-old daughter Alice (via vneckandacardigan) (via undomesticgoddess) (via spaceinbetween)
No matter how far life pushes you down, no matter how much you hurt, you can...– Sheryl Swoopes (via kari-shma)
less is more
i left my cell phone at home today by accident. i’ve been at work since 9 and it’s now almost 5. and the thing is, i don’t even care. i haven’t really even thought about it. of course once i leave, get home, and find it laying on my bed i will feel some sense of relief…but seriously, it’s just not that big a deal!
There are good people out there, too.
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about an unfortunate situation that happened to me and my car, in which a man accused me of hitting his back bumper when I was parallel parking. This, of course, never happened. There was no proof, no witness, and all it caused was a huge headache for me. This resulted in a few weeks of dealing with my insurance company, his, giving my story, and having to go get...
Don’t let your character change color with your environment. Find out who you...– Rachel Scott (via kari-shma)
bad boys will always be...bad boys →
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When...
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it;...
i have a problem.
i really think i may be a borderline shopaholic. note to self: do not go to freepeople.com in the middle of your workday anymore. just…don’t.
Go be that starving artist you’re afraid to be. Open up that journal and get...– Jason Mraz (via ekonzel) (via polkadottedthongs)
Today I am mourning for Sandra. This is really disheartening news for a single 23-year-old. Why are men so deviant?!?! Especially when they have the picture perfect, wholesome, lovable, beautiful, kind, adoring and faithful girl-next-door. WHY. Poor Sandra. Poor Jennifer. Poor Elin. Poor everyone.
lefties are cool.
i’m a lefty. its pretty rare to be one of my kind. only 10% of the entire world’s population is left-handed! how the hell did i end up in that unique little niche of people?(though i totally would.) sometimes, when i learn someone else is a lefty, it just makes sense. there will be something about that person that resonates with me in some way, something that just screams, “she...
come on j.simp...i dont even know you anymore. →
Good Will My Ass.
Me: Hi! I’m just dropping off this bag of clothes! Unfriendly GoodWill Worker: That way. Me: Oh, not right here? Okay…(walks aimlessly around trying to figure out where he meant) Me: Excuse me, I’m sorry, but where did you say to take this? Unfriendly GoodWill Worker: THAT WAY, knock on the door, they’ll help you. Oh, I’M SORRY for taking the time to bring you a huge...
The intensity of reality TV
Does anyone else find the judging section of reality television shows such as Project Runway, Shear Genius, and Top Chef to be absolutely over the top frightening? The intense, edge-of your seat, creepy and inquisitive music in the background. The way they say contestants names as they ask them to step forward. Then pause. (Are they counting to 10 Mississippi before they speak again? I always...
Up and Away - DMB
And then you walk the way you walk You blow my mind to know the way you walk in my way Then I fall into your eyes Up, up and away the way you rise Oh, baby The way you make me high Working from home. Its raining and miserable out. Dave is getting me through my day. I think this song slipped through the cracks with me through the years. It actually reminds me of my boyfriend in high school...
Help, I have done it again I have been here many times before I hurt myself again today And, the worst part is there’s no-one else to blame Be my friend Hold me, wrap me up Unfold me I am small and needy Warm me up And breathe me Ouch I have lost myself again Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found, Yeah I think that I might break Lost myself again and I feel unsafe Be my...
i can't figure out how to post audio. but this... →
Spend some time with You.
Being alone can be so nice. As I get older, I appreciate more and more the peace and quiet of just being with myself. Lately, I have found myself wondering, could I be one of those people who lives alone? I am a very social chick, and I would be completely lost without my amazing friends. But there is something very special and comfortable about being on your own. It’s just…your time....