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Walking > Driving
I walked to work this morning instead of driving. This probably sounds like no big deal to you. And if you live in NYC, you’re probably debating unfollowing me at this point. But I don’t live there(yet!) and when I have a 3 minute drive every day to the office, it becomes increasingly more and more difficult to get out of bed in the morning when I know how much I can prolong my morning...
genevieveclare: Teen Mom Season 2 Trailer I miss the Originals. I can’t wait.
castitout: no love | eminem & lil wayne
It’s 98 degrees outside and our air conditioner has been broken since last night. There is nothing else to say, even typing makes me sweat. Hope you all are enjoying your lives!
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Leftovers on a Tuesday are exciting.
Some people don’t take home their leftovers. This is something I cannot understand. I mean, okay, if there isn’t enough worth bringing home at the end of the night, I get it. But if there IS - why on earth?!? Last night my roomie took me out in Annapolis for a birthday dinner. It was PHENOMENAL. (On a whim, I picked the place once we got there, guess I have a good sixth sense for...
young professionals at work, part 2.
[favorite coworker who will remain nameless]1:18pm: I asked Dwayne for tissues. Like an hour ago. He said he’d “bring them to me” [Me] 1:18pm: hahahahaa that is hilarious [favorite coworker who will remain nameless]1:18pm: i have snot like running down my lip
The problem with onesies is...
Having to go to the bathroom. I wore a onesie/romper(call it what you’d like) to work today. Couldn’t they have come up with a better system when you gotta go? I have to go through like eight buttons, untie the drawstring, unzip, pull it down, I’m practically naked by the end of this all. Then I have to put it all back together, all to do this again in an hour? Will most...
young professionals at work.
[male friend who will remain nameless]: 2:35 pm i’m actually waiting currently for my boss to walk back to his office to watch the California Gurls video
life's simple pleasures...always involve food.
It was just confirmed that my office is being given pizza for lunch today. SCORE. I just felt the same joy I did when I was in fourth grade and found out the same good news, except instead of my office, it was my classroom. Another typical example, of how we never really become adults. When you were ten did you ever think that your parents were having pizza days at work? How juvenile. How amazing.
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I like to predict who the final 2 standing will be from the beginning of every season of The Bachelor/Bachelorette. It’s really quite clear who will get weeded out along the way, if not immediately! My prediction is this: The last 2 come down to…Roberto(if, of course, he isn’t the one that ends up breaking Ali’s heart and making her cry as they showed in coming attractions...
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no one knows
that i am listening to the most inappropriate song ever on my headphones right now at my desk. ahahah it cracks me up. the lyrics are seriously x-rated and no one knows but meeee! and you.