July 2010
This is probably the best recap I’ve read of Teen... →
http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/2010/07/28/teen-mom-recap-ugly-crying-big-foreheads-and-moving-out/
The Amber/Gary Roseanne and Dan Connor analogy is AMAZING.
what the flip? →
“I’m sorry for a lot of things, but most of all that I never got the chance to...”
– The land of women (via kari-shma)
“Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy...”
– Carl Jung
missjacobi asked: speaking of the great words of elle woods...is spin impossible? i've been wanting to try it out. had a horrid experience a few years ago and vowed to never set foot in one of the bike rooms again.
take a spin class.
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.
True that Elle.
Does anyone else feel like they need to see Inception a 2nd time? 3rd time? Have a sit-down with the writer?
Even my highly analytical and intense mind is left with some serious unanswered questions.
i hate change, especially on a monday morning
Over the weekend, my office got rid of our old cubicles and layout and put in completely new ones. I’m in a new cube, in a different spot, unable to pop my head up and see my friends, I’m totally secluded and feel as though I’m in Office Space. They accidentally must have switched my chair with someone else, so now its totally the wrong height, wrong angle on my back, and...
“Can babies wear white after labor day?”
– Oh, Bethenny.
“Envy is a waste of time”
my day off.
This Wednesday at our bi-monthly marketing meeting when all the different offices video conference, the head honcho decided to give the entire team off today for all of our recent hard work. After yesterday’s Grill-Off(don’t even ask) and today’s freebee, I really have to take a moment to recognize how amazingly lucky I am to work for AOL. Awesome company.
Anywho, what’s a...
likespancakes:
Usher ft Pitbull - DJ Got Us...
“Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you are right.”
– Henry Ford
I wish I knew.
This morning I was quite alarmed to find that Google Images has changed their whole set up. I think I actually like this one better, apparently they’re trying to be more like Bing. But still, I wish they would have let me know first. How would I have known that yesterday would be my last day the old way? I wish I knew.
That is all. Happy Hump Day.
this is just too entertaining.
UPDATE 8:37 PDT: Lindsay has arrived … and someone threw confetti on her as she walked into the courtroom.
I'm watching a live stream of the scene outside...
kimbaland:
At 8:30 (PDT) Lindsay Lohan will surrender.
This is absurd! The things that are news breaking these days. Isn’t there anything else more important going on in the world we should be concerned with? I guess now that the oil’s taken care of the second biggest worldly issue is being live-streamed. (And clearly, I am watching.)
Work can wait. This is history.
If anyone’s...
“Shes so beautiful i still cant believe she came out of me :)”
– Frightening Facebook status of the day of girl who just had baby.
Minor earthquake last night. NBD.
So last night at around 5am I woke up, which is odd considering I almost always sleep through the night. It was that sort of half asleep delirium that made it seem like anything that I thought or felt could potentially be only a figment of my imagination.
However, my immediate realization as I laid there was that my bed was not still. I felt this rumbling feeling from below. It was almost as...
“Mexican food is the bomb. I friggin love it. I can’t get enough lately.”
– LG quote of the day. Agreed LG, agreed. Also, thank you for your usage of 90’s slang.
Know whats SO annoying?!
(but not really THAT annoying, or really a big deal at all, except if you are a girl and you just spent an hour plus on a pedicure..)
WHEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND REALIZE ONE OF YOUR TOES IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, RUINED.
And, this is after you already went back once to have it fixed because you messed it up right after you left without letting the dryer finish.
Karma! Absolute karma! It...
Now that's just witty.
You don’t get another chance Life is no Nintendo game But you lied again Now you get to watch her leave Out the window Guess that’s why they call it window pane
-Eminem, Love The Way You Lie
“One time, I photoshopped a picture of my fam from my bat mitzvah and put my face...”
– LG, giving an anecdote during one of our [many] twin obsession discussions. 