April 2011
“I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be...”
– Johnny Depp (via parkavenueprincess)
yes, this is indeed actually happening.
FYI: Ryan was found.
More important FYI, this email was just sent out:
Parents w kids @ Take Your Child To Work event…please check to see if your child picked up sword from Pirate game. Pic attached. It was a borrowed game from Brenda’s son. Thanks.
take your child to work day: part two.
Heading of a mass email just sent out to the entire office: If anyone has seen Ryan [Redacted] let me know he is missing!
i shouldn't have.
I dumped the left over broccoli from my lunch today into my desk garbage.
Huge mistake.
Smells like feet. Everyone sitting around me most definitely hates me right now. I deserve it.
Talk about that girl.
ATTENTION: On Friday Facebook will become owner of...
Figured I’d spread the word to those who don’t want their pictures on blast any more than they already are!
take your child to work day.
The greatest form of birth control, yet.
There’s screaming. There’s crying.
In the words of a co-worker…”Doesn’t it make you want to shoot yourself in the uterus?”
How am I supposed to blog with all this noise?
“When someone loves you the exact same way, every single day; whether rain or...”
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we...”
– John Lennon (via misswallflower)
ohheyychrissy said: SO TACKY! and the immediate...
SAME HERE SISTA.
I am so in love, and I don’t have my relationship status listed either.
I think this is what happens post-engagement in 2011:
Minute 1: Tears, gasps, hugs, kisses
Minute 2: Grab cell phone. Take picture. Mobile Upload. Anxiously wait for the comments to start pouring in.
Minute 3: While waiting for comments on the ring, use phone already in hand and logged into Facebook...
reasons to hate facebook this week.
Mobile uploads of wedding rings moments after engagement.
Tacky.
(2 in the past 24 hours)
constantlyintransition replied to your photo: did...
I didn’t read the book!
I heard the book was amazing, and I think that any movie rarely gets the same praise as a book. I did hear one girl say “The book was better” as we walked out. I guess this is already bad news for you, huh? You know how it goes though, the book 99% of the time is better.
But, I really did like the movie! I thought it was really well done. I mean, I...
this morning i woke up to birds chirping...
At 4:39 AM.
What on God’s green earth?
Get on schedule with the rest of the world!
Maybe they just got back from Florida and are confused?
It was all Cinderella sounding, the most beautiful bird sounds I may have ever heard. All I wanted was a rifle.
“The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he...”
This one is for my boyf.
First, because it’s from HIMYM. Secondly, because we missed out on high five day by accident this year.
So we high fived a lot this weekend. We even pulled the, “Slap me high, slap me low…you’re too slow!” one too many times.
High fiving is just fun(ny).
someone bring me to a beach please
The monotony lately is killing me.
I need to unwind.
No computer for a week. I wouldn’t even miss it.
I can tumble from my phone.
“The best dreams happen when you’re awake.”
“Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope...”
– TinyBuddha.com quote of the day. I love that I get them in an email.
Self Help 4L.
“Progress always involves risk; you can’t steal second base and keep your...”
