i'm sorry but i couldn't not do this.
She posted the picture of herself willingly on her wall, and I was like, Michael? Oh, no, it’s just B.Frank. Even someone else commented on her wall that it looked like a “really pretty version of Michael Jackson, haha!” I’m pretty sure this is a wake-up call to lay off the botox, Beth.
so, this is an update on my life.
Just two and a half months ago, I left my job. It is so, so weird how short two and a half months can feel, and how insanely long they can feel at the same time. If you asked me to tell you how long it felt since I stepped foot in that office, I would say eight months. Easily! I have been an overall happier, more fulfilled person since that major decision to walk away. I won’t lie - there...
she ate the BOW off my CAKE.
Nothing causes me severe anxiety and heart palpitations quite like a Real Housewives season finale. These psychotic narcissists women have absolutely no grip on reality. None. Zilch! I couldn’t believe the fourth grade sleepover party drama I was witnessing. They really are all pathetic excuses of adults - I mean, most of these women have children that are even now adults. This last...
happy national sunglasses day!
It exists! Here’s an example of a pair that are a bit extreme. Somebody blogged about them. So then I blogged about them. So then Chris got me them for part of my birthday gift. Thank you, Tumblr! Totally acceptable on a day like today! [please forgive the toolish picture] PS: They’re from asos.com
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I can do better.– Maya Angelou (via itssomethinglikethat)
scenes from the weekend :)
If we can observe and understand how our thoughts are impacting us, we can...– Lori Deschene
let there be life.
Because every man’s place needs a woman’s touch. I love sunflowers. The question is — how long will these suckers last? And I’m so excited about my first orchid! Pretty sure I can’t screw this one up.
How’s the place coming along? I’m happy to vacuum the living room...– Chris He also requested (more than once) that I picked up Scrubbin’ Bubbles today to clean the shower. I’m dating a sexy, less-abrasive Danny Tanner. I’m okay with it.
joannafreed: “And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees— just as things grow fast in movies — I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.” — The Great Gatsby [via: whatyousaybabyk]
this week's horoscope. relevant.
You may feel for another now, but it doesn’t mean you have to make sacrifices to play the hero — and if you do, it will be a thankless job. If anyone is going to be reaping the benefits of your effort and compassion, make it you. After all, you can’t change anyone, but you can teach by example and with that, let that be your reward.
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.– African Proverb
"keep watching miss advised for more real...
I am disgusted by how much Bravo TV owns me. Real Housewives is one thing. This is another. I am loathing this show. Why am i watching? I hate these girls. They make me feel icky inside. This sort of media is why our generation is so fucked up. I hope girls watching don’t actually wish they were these girls. ANYONE will do ANYTHING for a show these days. Will this crap ever reach a...
sometimes i feel like the most unambitious...
Boy Meets World was right. Life’s tough. I need a helmet.
what other tricks do you have to pull out of your...
Just catching up on RHONY.